Diary of a Madwoman

This madwoman, a 40-something mom of two children, is here to tell you a thing or two about life when you're an overweight, perimenopausal (she has pills for when she laughs too hard, cream for when hair grows where it shouldn’t and patches to prevent hot flashes and aggravation.) She’s claustrophobic, agoraphobic, insomniatic, diabetic, stubborn anxious, hypothyroid, chronic sinusitis, allergenic, Fibromyalgia, asthmatic, migraine queen with two kids (both teens, one with special needs), four INDOOR dogs, a Cockatoo, two ferrets, a husband and PMDD. Why tell you all of this? TO make you feel better of course!

Menus

The other day I was handed a menu at a restaurant (okay, where else would I be handed one) and it had dried ketchup on it (or so I hope it was.) Then on another day, I was handed one with chocolate (or so I hope.) I realized that next to money, menus are the nastiest things on earth.



don't forget

your used books! lol


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