The Rooney family, which has owned the Pittsburgh Steelers for 75 years, are exploring selling the franchise. The Buzz thinks the brothers should turn the team over to curmudgeonly commentator Andy Rooney. At the very least, he'd make sure the squad played hard for 60 Minutes.
Arch enemy
McDonald's could be in a pickle with its more patriotic customers in the U.S. The fast food franchise's marketing slogan in China for the Olympics translates as "I love it when China wins." Upon learning of this, all the Buzz could do was grimace.
Tune-up
Everyone's favorite non-Queen sports song, "Take Me Out to the Ballgame," is celebrating its 100th anniversary. Sure, it's timeless, but
"Don't buy me peanuts or Cracker Jacks My diet doesn't allow for trans-fats."
Make tracks
Despite Cynthia Rodriguez's sojourn to Lenny Kravitz's home in Paris, the musician has denounced rumors of a romance between the two. He insists the "American Woman" just needed to "Fly Away."
Wok through
Putting the 'skill' in "skillet," ESPN.com has a contest under way in which the winner will get to play Andy Roddick in a tennis match - and Roddick will use a frying pan instead of a racket (what's next, battling James Blake with a baking tray?). If Roddick wants to slice, he'll have to use a grater.
Dog days of summer
Last Monday, British soccer club Aston Villa's practice was disrupted by two Rottweilers who came tearing through. A sic person unleashed the hounds.
Watch the son rise
The football team of the Oaks Christian School in California features the offspring of Joe Montana and Wayne Gretzky. Both will battle for the starting quarterback spot. Whoever loses the competition is sure to brood.
Easily board
Pro surfer C.J. Kanuha recently paddled out to Kilauea, an active volcano in Hawaii, to look at the lava firsthand. That was one case when it was a bad idea to go with the flow.
Drink in history
Workers building a new football stadium for Rutgers in New Jersey stumbled upon the remains of an 18th century tavern on the site. The construction crew agreed it was the biggest discovery they had ever made, bar none.
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