Diary of a Madwoman

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Category: Parenting

A ferrets manhood

Aug 08

7:15 PM

Took the ferrets to get their nails cut today. The girl ferret behaved better than the boy ferret. This never happens. Anyway, this new girl that was holding the ferrets for the vet asked which one was the boy. I said, “The one you’re holding.”

Then she embarrasses all by going, “How can you tell? Oh look at that. He has a little one.”

For the record I’m NOT lying when I say that the boy ferret’s eyes got big and wide and he you could read his mind. He was saying, “Just wait till you let me go. How do you know I don’t have a big one for a ferret of my stature?”

My son, just busted out laughing. He couldn’t help it. The male ferrets eyes got so big and you could see him chewing her out with his mind. Even with a ferret the subject of “small” is never good.

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