People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has suggested that a famous ice cream company replace cow’s milk with human breast milk in its products.
In a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry’s Homemade Ice Cream, PETA executive vice president Tracy Reiman writes that the suggestion is based on an idea from a restaurant in Switzerland.
Storchen, Reiman wrote, is set to unveil a menu that includes food made with at least 75 percent breast milk. The humans who donate the milk are paid, according to the letter.
“If Ben and Jerry’s replaced the cow’s milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers – and cows – would reap the benefits,” Reiman wrote.
In the letter, Reiman also said that cow's milk is a hazard to the health of the ice cream company’s customers because of the link between the dairy product and maladies including juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, anemia, certain types of cancer and other problems in children.
Cows only produce milk before and after pregnancy, the letter says. They are forcefully impregnated every nine months in order to be constantly milked, Reiman wrote.
“The breast is best!” Reiman wrote. “Won’t you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow’s milk to breast milk in Ben & Jerry’s ice cream?”
The animal rights group is based in Norfolk.






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After reading the story, I stopped and shook my head. I then re-read the story, not believing what the Pilot actually chose to print. I then had to find my calendar to make sure that it was still September. Because with a story this asinine, it could only have been published on April 1st.
Then I saw the same story on MSNBC and Foxnews. OMG.
P - roducing
E - xcrement
T - hrough
A - ctivism
They need to move and stop being the People Embarassing the Tidewater Area.
You know....
I thought it was a little nipply outside, now i know it's not the weather but PETA
New Flavor
Hey OBX, Too bad no one else took you up on your suggestion, but here's my suggestion... Nipple Ripple
With a twist.
I have a great idea for the newly-minted mom baristas that work the espresso machines in Starbucks: "Cappuccino latte materno". With a twist, of course!
Lighten up?
Lighten up? PETA just looking for attention and free press?
I don't think so.
PETA has some good points. However, when stupid stunts and press releases are promulgated, we can draw one conclusion. That is PETA consists of brain-damaged, window-licking, loons.
re: The story is silly, but
lisadoni wrote:
Humans are the only species that consumes another animal's milk.
Tell that to my cat when he gets Elsie's best twice daily. Not to mention the plethora of wild animals I've fed cow's milk to.
If PETA were serious in their request they would have asked Ben & Jerry's to use rice milk, soy milk, or almond milk.
Do you know why it's called ice CREAM. Cream is the fat portion of the mixture and a necessary ingredient to true ice cream (as opposed to ice milk). Your substitutions would not work and would taste terrible, much like mother's milk.
New Names for PETA
Pilot Endorses Tasty Animals
sorry all I could think of.
Sorry Peta
I had my share of breastmilk when I was an infant and though I have breastfed 2 of my children and am currently breastfeeding my youngest, I have no desire to partake in Cherry Garcia made with something my body secretes to nourish my young. Nor am I interested in consuming the breastmilk of other women.
Thanks PETA
Because of this article, I bought rib eyes, potatoes with cheddar cheese and bacon and finished it with a pint of Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey! I want to thank the cow and pig for my delicious dinner last night!
But seriously, everyone should watch the film I Am an Animal: The Story of Ingrid Newkirk and PETA. It shows the mentality of Ms. Newkirk and PETA overall. You have to wonder how stable a person is when, upon their death, they wish to be barbequed in front of PETA headquarters [as Ms. Newkirk does].
breast milk in ice cream
peta is stupid . umm doesnt a female ( human ) only produce milk after being pregnant and last only for a limited amount of time . i can see all the ladies lining up to the breast pumps to help make ice cream . haha hehe ..... no . peta stay off the drugs and get help .
EWWW
I know that's right! Can somebody say ewwww!
No, they really are nuts...
To all those out there who think this is simply tongue-in-cheek or a publicity stunt, it isn't. PETA is a group of seriously sick individuals who, quite frankly, would be dangerous if they actually had clout. I have met a number of members, including officers of the organization over the years and every one of them was loopy.
I think the biggest diservice to animals or the enviroment is the fact that they drain away millions in donations to useful organizations like the SPCA.
Lisadoni
"How disgusting to suggest that we drink human milk."
Humans are the only species that consumes another animal's milk. That is disgusting. The definition of Milk is a substance secreted by the mammary glands of female mammals for the nourishment of their young. Nourishment of THEIR young, not ours. Also, of their YOUNG, not adults."
How many times do we read of a dog nursing kittens, or other species?
I have never
laughed so hard in my life. Not only is PETA the epitome of stupidity, they need to be medicated...fast!
same logic
I guess we should substitute human flesh to save the cows! It's all about saving the cows, so what's the problem? The Great Steak or Outback could serve PETA workers. The slogan could be, "PETA Employees Taste Awesome"!
Put that on your grill and smoke it!
Why does the Pilot?
Give these people prees time? Not only are they left wing nuts as expressed below, but they are also backers of eco terrorists! Peta in the past has donated time and money to the defenses of eco terrorists from ALF and ELF! The more you press people ignore these types of organizations the less important they become! Please Pilot IGNORE them!
PETA needs to leave ice cream alone!
PETA needs to leave Ben & Jerry's alone! That's my favorite ice cream and they don't need to go messing with one of the few joys I have in my life!
Resist, Ben & Jerry!!!!
PETA
I am getting to the point that I cannot stand this organization. I am an animal lover and have many time paid out of my pocket for stray animals to be treated. I cease to be amazed at their tactics and will never again donate to any of their causes. Far left liberals, flakes and flukes!! Do not tell me what I should eat or wear. I love leather and love meat!! I would say more but it is not very nice.
Easy guys
Ben and Jerry do not actually call the shots at the company anymore. The sold out. I saw it on Biography or something like that. The letter was meant to garner a reaction(which it did).
a new market?
hurry lacting ladies,get down to the ben and jerry's milk market and sell your milk for there icecream.how wierd!line up like cattle in a stall,talk gossip while your utters are being pumped dry.has peta totally lost there minds!
rediculous suggestion
It some way, it makes more sense for a human to consume milk from a human than from an animal's utters. Most people are just conditioned to thinking cow's milk is ok. But I don't like the idea of either for the ice cream. They could have suggested using soy milk or some other alternative.
They SURE know how to milk
FREE Press from the Pilot! - Idiot paper - I for one will not such a product if ever produced.
People Embarrassing the Tidewater Area
This is the least credible animal activist group in the country. PETA destroys dogs and cats instead of trying to get them adopted, and then they're concerned about the welfare of cattle that are here to provide people with milk and beef. If PETA really cared about the welfare of animals, they would work to provide a clinic with affordable spaying, neutering, and shots for pets instead of wasting time inventing ridiculous causes. These people need to get a life.
amen
ditto Citygirl
LIghten Up
Oh, come on, people, obviously PETA's request is tongue-in-cheek. They're just trying to show how bizarre it is to drink cow's milk by comparing it to human breast milk and playing up the fact that it is an excretion intended for consumption by a baby--and not even of our own species. It really is pretty gross when you think about it.
HIV in breast milk
Human breast milk can infect you with HIV (it's transmitted that way to an estimated 200,000 infants yearly worldwide). PETA's suggestion indicates they either don't know the methods of HIV transmission through breast milk or they don't care if more people become HIV positive. PETA needs to go to school on sexually transmitted diseases.
PETA continues to loose credibility
Besides this being another obnoxious PETA publicity stunt, women who should not breastfeed their own infants are those infected with diseases and drug users (licit or illicit).
Do we see another governemnt agency overseeing this operation?
Do what?!?!
My first question when I read this was "And where would they be getting breast milk from"?? Let's run a poll to see how many PETA employees use breast milk in their Starbucks!
bunch of boobs?
I respect some of PETA's work but this sounds a bit extreme.
It's called marketing people
A few years back PETA had a nearly naked woman in a cage out on Colley avenue to protest the circus or something. This is more of the same. I think the same girls they had in the cage should start up a human dairy operation (at least for a photo op). It might be good for the local economy. I might even work there part-time, though not in production naturally. At any rate, at least they're not posting bloody billboards all over the place anymore . . .