Election Night
Call it a columnist's conundrum.
Political pundits were predicting a quick and decisive outcome in Virginia's elections Tuesday, which meant there was no time to shuttle between party headquarters in Richmond on Election Night.
Hmmmm. Did we want to be with the happy people? Or the sad ones?
Actually that was an easy decision. You see, a very long time ago, this journalist was assigned to cover the Oliver North "victory" party after his bid for the U.S. Senate. Cranky didn't begin to describe the mood in that morose room. Funereal was more like it.
So, off to the Marriott we went.
The mood there was, well, crowded. And happy.

Even for the press. And here's a Where's Waldo moment: Can you find Fox News' Carl Cameron?

You have to give the crowd something while they wait for the other side to concede. In Richmond, it was party chair Michael Steele.

And Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour.

Former Congresswoman Thelma Drake was watching the returns in a corridor outside of the main room. Yes, the TV did seem to be tuned to Fox News.
And, if you're wondering why this photo is cropped in such an abrupt way, it's because I believe strongly in women's rights. The right of a woman to never have her derriere photographed and published on a blog, that is.

While we're in the corridor, it's worth showing the lavish spread that was arrayed for the hungry Republicans. Yes that is a tower of potato chips, a sign that a new austerity may already be gripping Richmond.

Finally, with the returns in and the Democrats conceding, it was time for the big event. As luck would have it, the press was relegated to the very back of the steamy room. And this 6'6" (OK, maybe he was just 5'6") joker was standing right in front of me,

Not to worry. Moments later I was wracked by the tubercular coughing that's plagued me all week. Miraculously, the disgusted crowd parted for a moment, giving me a clear shot of Governor-elect Bob McDonnell surrounded by his family and suppprters.
And yes, a real photographer would have managed to get the money shot without a silhouette of a raised fist in the frame.
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The Potatoe chips were donated by Dick Cheney
The dip was donated by Bush and Rove. Great to see Thelma again. Looks like she may have lost a little weight. Had to lay off the pork after Bush left.
Great
Always read and usually enjoy your columns. Incidentally, was the "raised fist" cropped to eliminate an extended digit?
Kerry hits Home Run!
Kerry, your column in the Pilot this morning was your best yet! Your point about Obama and McDonnell runing a positive campaign is right on! It gives me hope that hope and a more positive approach to politics might be overcoming the negative fear approach of the Bush years. Too bad Deeds didn't listen to Obama's staff.
If McDonnell can put his conservative social agenda on the shelf he may do well as governer. He beat the Democrates at their own game of being upbeat and positive.
Politics
Last night I saw a politician who lost the race but won many, many followers. This is Joe Bouchard. He was instrumental in helping a man in clear physical distress. This great man called 911, got the mans keys and when the man became injured, helped him from getting hurt further and he stayed at the polling place to make sure the man was safely in an ambulance before he finally left. he even came back to see if everyone inside was OK too...so, what were the Republicans doing during all this?? Well, they sure were not helping....
what were you doing
besides watching (and looking for a snipe against republicans)?
Thanks, Kerry!
Thanks for the laugh, Kerry! Great perspective on election night!