The Virginian-Pilot
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When James Edmunds headed to Richmond to begin his first term in the House of Delegates, he brought along some mementos from his Halifax County farm.
Little did he know he was hauling contraband.
Every time he plows his fields, he turns up antlers that have been shed by white-tailed deer. They're a nuisance, he said: He spends $3,000 to $4,000 a year repairing the damage they cause to his tractor tires.
At least, he figured, a few of the pesky things would make a nice decoration in his eighth-floor office in the General Assembly building.
On the way, antlers in hand, he was accosted by someone on the elevator who said, "Did you know those things are illegal?"
No way, he thought. Couldn't be.
But sure enough, he checked into it and there it was, right there in the Code of Virginia: It's unlawful to possess "any wild bird or wild animal or the carcass or any part thereof, except as specifically permitted by law."
What to do?
Wait, he's a lawmaker now, Edmunds thought.
So he put in a bill, HB1283, that carves out an exception for the "possession of shed antlers."
What he didn't know at the time is that the House has an old tradition of hazing freshman delegates when their first piece of legislation comes to the floor.
The antlers bill made as tempting a target as a 10-point buck.
When it appeared on the docket Friday, Edmunds' fellow delegates had a field day.
"This antlers bill is foundational to our freedoms," Del. Mark Sickles, D-Alexandria, thundered in fulsome praise. He imagined the scene back in Halifax County where a grateful constituent stood in his field ankle-deep in antlers, exclaiming, "I was lookin' at five to 10 in the Big House until Delegate Edmunds put that bill in."
The question remains, why is it illegal to possess antlers? According to the Department of Game and Inland Fisheries, it's all about enforcing the state's hunting laws. The existing statute is intended to make sure nobody bags a trophy animal without the proper permits.
But in the end, nobody objected to the antlers exception. Well, almost nobody.
Edmunds' bill gained final House passage Monday, 95-1, to a rousing round of cheers from his House colleagues.
Bill Sizemore, (804) 697-1560, bill.sizemore@pilotonline.com

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Does that include..
...the stuffed groundhog my son took to school for the Groundhog Day skit? OMG...I just realized...He might get expelled because it was killed with a gun!
Arrest and jail this clown right away.
Arrest and jail this clown right away.
Pimping the office.
May I suggest a cow hide on the floor, fuzzy dice hanging from the ceiling and an elephant foot umbrella stand?
Name Calling????
RE: sdougan,
Pot calling Kettle black??? You yourself just called the man IGNORANT??? I think the rules are meant for more serious infractions.
Clear distrintion
There's a clear distinction between name calling which is based on bigotry and pointing out how someone is acting.
Time's-
Awastin'. Another reason why our legislature runs out of time at the end of their session without having passed anything constructive, and has to threaten overtime sessions. All these junk bills, along with commemoratives and such should be tabled untill the real reason they were elected is accomplished. And, we're paying for this nonsense!
Actually its a good thing
The more time they stay focused on these other trivial issues, the less likely they are to affect our lives. Nothing done so far by federal or state legislatures FOR US has actually done any good. Case in point.. Credit Card reform. We're still getting screwed by banks that make up new kinds of charges and rates. Next bill I'd like to see.... Work on a bill to declare a day for "Strawberry Picking" in Virginia.
Can I get in trouble
over these snail darters I've been collecting for my pet snake?
Yes You Can!
Yes you can get in trouble for this. And I can get in trouble for collecting dead skins that the snakes shed, and wings off of butterfly's after they've met an untimely death. And what about bird feathers? I can get hauled in for contraband for that as well.
And please don't ever utter a curse word over the phone in Virginia because you can get hauled into court and charged with a misdeameanor Free Speech? Not in Virginia! Wonder what's coming down the pike next.
Folks, it's time to wake up and see how your civil rights are quickly eroding in the Commonwealth.
Haven't we had enough? It would benefit all of us to read up on OUR Civil Rights.
Stupid pointless laws on the books
Come on, isn't it time to get these stupid pointless laws off the books? It seems in Virginia you can get a citation or hauled into court over anything. It's a way to generate revenue.
More of your civil rights taken from you by the State of Virginia.
Enough is enough.