Merging with Facebook traffic

General Motors Co. has begun testing applications that allow subscribers to its OnStar vehicle communication system to update their Facebook status verbally and to receive text messages audibly. - Reuters

Glenn Beck is outraged! Obama is using Government Motors to socialize social networks!

Joe Biden I'm talking to my car! And it's going on Facebook! This amazing innovation is proof that the president's amazing economic stimulus strategy is growing hundreds of thousands of amazing new jobs. This is great! There's no limit on the number of words that I can [more]

Christine O'Donnell is melting. Melting! Just kidding! I was a good witch! Not like Nancy Pelosi!

Barack Obama added two czars to FarmVille.

Newt Gringrich and Dinesh D'Souza joined Americans Courageously Standing Up to Sons of Kenyan Anti-Colonialists and No, we're not smoking crack; why do you ask?

Bill Bolling is still lieutenant governor. He's very, very busy and is the frontrunner for the GOP nomination for governor of Virginia in 2013.

Ken Cuccinelli has joined Facebook.

Glenn Beck I mean, what's next for this president? MyComradeSpace? Proletwitterate?

Barack Obama joined Glenn Beck is basically Tammy Faye Bakker without the mascara.

Erik Prince has changed his city to Abu Dhabi.

Bob McDonnell is pondering new FEES to raise funds for transportation. FEES, not taxes. Biiig difference.

Haley Barbour is reasonably sure he went to school someplace with black folks.

Karl Rove is now friends with Christine O'Donnell.

Karl Rove But only because the dunderheads in Delaware gave me no choice.

Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi joined I Heart Delaware.

Erik Prince moved to Abu Dhabi because of his allergies, not its lack of an extradition treaty with the United States.

Christine O'Donnell I may be a WINO - a witch in name only - but at least I'm not a RINO. Like Karl Rove.

Charles Rangel likes the Charles B. Rangel Center for Public Service and Income Tax Preparation.

Barack Obama has added a Hawaiian birth certificate to FarmVille.

Harry Reid is puzzled that tacking the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" onto a defense spending bill didn't work

Tom DeLay and Bristol Palin like Dancing with the Stars.

John McCain is pondering legislation - the Restore Dignity to America Act - to prohibit politicians and their families from appearing on Dancing with the Stars.

Eric Cantor supports John Boehner for House Speaker.

Eric Cantor is now a fan of Eric Cantor for House Speaker.

Bob McDonnell is pondering new TOLLS to raise money for transportation. TOLLS, not taxes. Biiig difference.

Ken Cuccinelli is now friends with Del. Bob Marshall.

Del. Bob Marshall Ken! How about another legal opinion on a social policy we couldn't get through the General Assembly?

Ken Cuccinelli and Del. Bob Marshall are now in a relationship.

Michael Bloomberg joined If 1,000 people click Like, Cal Thomas will convert to Islam.

Erik Prince is working on screenplays for a series of movies based on his life. Working title: "Xe-Pity-Do-Dah." Animated version: "Abu Dhabi Do."

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are now cellmates.

Joe Biden And look at all these games! FarmVille! Mafia Wars! Texas Hold 'Em Poker! Is there a Reduce the Federal Deficit game on here? You know, if we let the tax cuts expire on the richest 2 percent we'd [more].

Daryl Lease is an editorial writer for The Virginian-Pilot. E-mail: daryl.lease@pilotonline.com.