■ 06 February 2012 | 10:18 AM
Didn't mince words on how I feel... and yes, this is the actual e-mail I sent to JCP. Hope it brings some humor to your day...except on a serious note, they've lost a lot of future sales. There are plenty of other companies out there who do not make a parody of their customers that will earn a lot of my money in the future....yes, they earn your money that you earn from whatever source... want to mock your customers? Then watch them leave in droves....
Dear JC Penney:
Please remove me from the mailing list. I do not want any more magazines/ads/etc ... unless it's my credit card statement, don't send me ANYTHING else.
I have been a LONG TIME JCP shopper as you can clearly see from this credit card account.
Your recent ridiculous commercial was OBNOXIOUS and an insult to women. I've never acted like that with sales with JCP and neither does anyone else with any class or intelligence. I realize you all hired a new Apple AD executive but I don't remember any recent disgusting, degrading Apple ads degrading women like that either with relentless screaming.
Everytime I see that stupid commercial, it unnerves me. I go to change the channel or mute it. Even that stupid GEICO Pig has nothing on this ridiculous waste of time and money that JCP aired. Any company that would hire people who think that ad was a good idea is not someone I want to do business with ever again. The whole ad team should be fired or beaten repeatedly while listening to that stupid commercial over and over until their head explodes. I will pay off my card and that will be the last you hear from me.
I realize whoever you are reading this is low on the food chain and can't do a thing about it, just like I can't myself, but if you want to forward my credit card history, my information to them - let them know what kind of money they lost airing that stupidity by all means, do it!
Sincerely,
A former customer....
..... on a friendly note, maybe they can hire the Friedman Brothers to design an ad for them? For $20 they made $1 million in revenue with their Doritos commercial... way to go Virginia Beach! Kudos to Huff, the Great Dane and Derek Leonidoff, the great actor! Sometimes simple is BEST!
P.S. Jay.. how ya like me now, boo?