■ 22 January 2012 | 8:21 AM
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| NSU Station. Photo by Archie |
Colleges offer a number of remedial courses, math, English, reading! and I would like to offer yet another. Road Crossing 001. (Read Story Here)
College folks, administrators and students, are supposedly bright, thinking beings. Looking at the most recent NSU evidence I can confidently say, "Maybe not." How can it be smart to cross a busy six-lane highway when there is a perfectly good, and safe, well-marked crosswalk and pedestrian light a block or two away?
Are these college students or are these little more than herds of sheep, better yet, lemmings, following others to their demise? And to be fair, I am willing to bet there are a good number of professors and administrators following the herd across the highway. Again I ask, aren't college folks supposed to be smart? Perhaps I have just created a new NSU Mascot, the Lemming. The Norfolk State Lemmings. Imagine the fear that would strike in the hearts of their sports competitors.
Perhaps it is the grave distance of a block or two that deters the students rather than a lack of common sense. That is quite a way to walk, I guess. I have seen some of the people crossing, and they could use the extra walking, believe me. Perhaps highway dashing is an NSU physical education course?
Maybe the students suffer from linear thinking syndrom. Linear thinking syndrom (LTS) is the inability to explore other avenues, in this case turning toward and walking toward a safer crosswalk that is beyond their direct line of sight. They look across the roads, see the light rail station, and they see and take only the direct route. I envision a zombie-like walk of hundreds of formerly intelligent beings crossing the street where their is heavy traffic, no traffic signals, and no crosswalk.
Is there a remedy? Obviosly the students are not smart enough to figure out that a bit of an extra walk to the crosswalk would enhance their chances of making it to graduation. There are several things that could be done. A fence was mentioned. Expensive, but if NSU is willing to fork over money, I could go for it. Still, it is public money. Building a walk-over is also expensive, but if NSU pays it could work. Altought I doubt the lemmings would use it unless it were placed exactly where they wanted to cross.
My favorite remedy is ticketing the jaywalkers, those who refuse to use the designated crosswalk and obey the installed traffic signal. This remedy is my favorite because it is a win-win solution. The city wins by reaping financial support from jaywalkers's fines; the students win because they are taught about the financial dangers of jaywalking, something, by the way, their parents should have taught them in their pre-collegiate lives. NSU would win by not having to erect and expensive fence or an expensive walk-over.
I see the possibility of a research grant in this situation. The title of the study could be something like, "Why Seemingly Intelligent Beings Do Stupidly Dangerous Things." NSU grant writers, what do you think?