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But would YOU wear it?

Yes, freaks and fashionistas, that beloved feature is back. You know you missed it.

You know I've long been a proponent of the skinny jean [1] for guys. (If you can pull it off.) I like how they make you look long and lean and hip, and the gathering at the bottom kind of makes me feel like a bad boy/rock star. (What can I say? I'm from the suburbs.)

Cheap Mondays [2], though, I have mixed feelings about. Them bad boys is TIGHT! It's like you can hear a dude's sperm count dropping when he walks by. One time, after we accidentally let an innocent al fresco happy hour lead to a very sloppy all-nighter, my then-roommate started panicking at 3 a.m. (while I was doubled over in laughter) because he couldn't get out of his Mondays. It was like watching someone smoke crack; I'll pass for now, thanks.

Anyway these Cheap Mondays are apparently a way for a dude to have skinny and baggy look in the same pant. I guess this is for the guy who wants to rock a long white T hang while keeping the bum shielded. Hmm.

I will reserve my comments to let you form your own opinion but I do have to say...that top portion [3] offers an awfully contoured glance at the booty right? Maybe they will start handing these out in cities where they have the baggy jeans laws [4].

 

What do you think? Would you wear it?


Source URL (retrieved on 07/19/2008 - 20:47): http://hamptonroads.com/2008/04/would-you-wear-it

Links:
[1] http://www.essentialapparel.com/index.cfm/a/catalog.prodshow/vid/48572/catid/14?CMP=AFC-Nextag
[2] http://men.style.com/news/style/082806
[3] http://www.thelifefiles.com/what-do-a-thong-jeans-suspenders-have-in-common/
[4] http://www.thelifefiles.com/what-do-a-thong-jeans-suspenders-have-in-common/